Scegliete quella che preferite:
1. Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said, "NO!", and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted. THE END.
2. Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!", and the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and got laid a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted. THE END
Naturalmente "guy" e "girl" possono essere usati in varie combinazioni. In quel caso anche il verbo "to marry" potrebbe richiedere un aggiustamento in base alla nazione e al grado di civiltà della stessa. In Italia potrebbe essere qualcosa del tipo "move in with me to live together for the rest of our lives without any rights".